Back in the bad old days when men were men and women were, well, a bit more relaxed, new forms of technology generally ushered in equally new ways of watching other folk having sex.
Few older gents can forget the VHS and Betamax era, because it allowed them to linger over hours of grumble movies starring a host of lovelies and their luxuriously extravagant lady gardens.
It's free phone dating, text dating, SMS dating, cell phone dating, mobile phone dating, and online dating all-in-one, so you can find and meet singles in your area right now on your cellphone!
Some of the behaviors this app facilitates might not be things you’d want to share with, say, your coworkers or family members.
Basically, Close Encounters is a blind date service.
Just click the watch face and it will steer you in the direction of some other horny person, who will either recoil with horror at your inglorious visage or fall into bed with you.
Now, to all those people who feared their wrists would become a zone as free from impropriety as Mary Whitehouse's knicker drawer, we have heartening news.
We can finally usher in the new era of wearable technology, because it's finally enabled some naughtiness following the announcement of the world's first Apple Watch "hook up app".